急！！！求个英语小剧本、、搞笑的、6个人的、3到5分钟左右、、速度 、在线等

1. 急！！！求个英语小剧本、、搞笑的、6个人的、3到5分钟左右、、速度 、在线等

孙悟空 Monkey ( M for short ) 白骨精 Jenny White ( J for short )
　　唐僧 Tang Seng ( T for short ) 黄袍怪 Yellow ( Y for short )
　　沙僧 Sha Seng ( S for short ) 猪八戒 Pig ( P for short )
　　小妖 Mini Monster ( A B C D )
　　Act 1
　　（J 照着镜子上台，后面跟着一个小妖B手捧一盒化装品，如Clean &Clear等）
　　J: Another pimple!　　they  are useless. What can I do?

（这时4，电话铃不知趣地响了起来，J不耐烦地从B手中接过听筒，于是，一个更另她心烦的声音就在电话那头响起。）
　　Y: Hello! It’s me.

J: I know  it’s  you. You call me every day ，it has 400 years 。

Y: And today, I’ll ask the same question again.Will you marry me?

(J对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。)
　　J:You wish ! I get one more pimple. How bad!

Y: Ah! I just call to tell you the meat of Tang Seng can make you beautiful and Tang Seng will come to our place.We can go and catch him together. 

J:ok ,ok,. I will have a rest.(不待Y说完，J就没好气地挂断了电话。)

Y；Refuse me again .I will never give up.(说罢，好不威风的下台去了) 
　　J: How nasty he is!  ( 她想了想，对B道 ) But Tang Seng is really good for me　　(B显然理解主人的意思，递过一副望远镜。J便观察起T的行踪来。)
　　J: ( 欢喜万分 ) Ah-ha,　　

(M握着金箍棒在前面探路,打电话给T)

M：Hi,master.

T; monkey,where are we ?

M;DaHuangZheng,JieShouShi

M;Ok，we are coming.

(P在前面摇摆走着，T随后，可怜S提着许多行李上台)
　　M；master，please（指着一休息地方）
　　（J向B伸手 ，B递上一纸筒——魔力耳朵，J便把耳朵凑上去偷听T师徒四人谈话） 
　　T: Monkey!You are great,thank you very much ,I am happy to be your teacher and......

(P懒洋洋地突然打断　)

P: Sir! I’m so hungry.

T: I’m hungry too. Monkey, go and buy some food。Don’t go to LanZhouNiurouMianGuan and LiuYiFanDian, just go to ChangQingFanDian.It is cheap。　

（M点头答应，欲要离去）

T;monkey,just go to changqingfandian.

M;yes sir.( 欲要离去)

T;monkey,wash your box.

M;ok.ok( 欲要离去)

T;monkey,be careful

M;thank you sir( 欲要离去)

T;monkey....(M不耐烦打断)

M；you,go away(飞奔而去)　

（剩余师徒三人拿出经书念起三字经，一会就睡着了。舞台另一头的J听了不禁眉开眼笑。）
　　J: It’s a good time. 
　　（J迅速地化装成一个老太婆，挎着篮子走到了T师徒的面前。P闻着香味醒了，并叫醒师傅）
　　P: Ah, an old woman. Hello! What’s in your basket? It smells nice!

J: Some food for my son.

P: I’m hungry. Can I have some?　　

（心急的P伸手去拿篮子里的东西，J假装惊慌地护住了篮子。）
　　T: Pig! be polite to old woman

J: You are very kind. I can give you some food.

T: （ 双手合十 ）Good woman 。　　

（J假意伸手拿食物递给T，企图乘机抓住T,不想袖中露出一只白皙的少女的手，立刻被M瞧出了破绽。）
　　M: ( 一把抓住了J的手腕 ) Who are you? An old woman? 
（J虽然是妖怪，但四百年来，这还是头一遭被人这么窝囊地抓住手腕，简直是又羞又怒）
　　J: You……you touch my hand!

M: Monster!

（T听到Monster一词立刻吓得晕倒在S怀中。S惊恐万分）

S；master master,Pig Pig, come here

P(一心盯着妖怪): Beautiful woman

（T听到来着是个美人，忙抬头偷看。T；(感叹) beautiful woman.）
　　M: No matter how big you are, I’ll kill you.

J: No matter how big you are. I’ll kill you　　

M: Monster! Take my stick!

（M举起金箍棒就要向J的头顶击下。就在这千钧一发之际，P忽然扑上去将M拦腰抱住）
　　P: Beauty, run! Run run.　　

(T 逃过一劫，对各位徒弟尤其是M的拼死保护感动之至，对S说；monkey is great。情不自禁地唱起了Only You。其结果，三个土地全头痛欲裂，大吐特吐。)
（终于，T唱完了）

T: ( 清清嗓子 ) Monkey, go and buy the lunch. I’m very hungry.
M: Yes，master，Just stay here。（边说边画圈 ）。Goodbye sir.
　　（M离开后，T等就在圈内又念起三字经，不一会打起瞌睡来，P更是鼾声震天。）
　　（J见M走了，便又来打T的主意。她走了两步，踩到了M画的圈。）
J: Ouch。

（J知道M的厉害，不敢轻举妄动。但T近在眼前，她实在不甘心放弃。她想了想，忽地计上心头，变出一盒KFC。
　　J: Come, come Come。。。　　

（T等仿佛着了魔似的，梦游般循着KFC的香气向圈子外走。J终于如愿地把他们引出来了。就在J的手向T伸去的时候，M赶回来了，再次将J当场抓获。）
　　M: You again!
　　J: You 。you. How nasty you are!
　　M: Now you cannot run!

　(T 刚刚清醒，看到厮杀场面，想到自己又一次有惊无险，感叹；monkey is really great。不仅又唱起了Only You。M不堪忍受此歌声，抓着J的手也放松了。J乘机溜走了。)
（T唱罢，众人终于松了口气。P忽然发现M正望着J远去的方向发愣，伸手在M的眼前晃了晃，M竟然没有反应。）
　　P: ( 调侃地 ) Ah, you like that beautiful woman.

　(　M 回过神来，发现自己的失态，给了P一拳。)
　　T: Monkey, I know that woman is nice, but you cannot  love her. loving girls needs time and money. you don’t have much time and much money.
　　M: I won’t.

T: That’s fine.  Everybody ,are you reday?

（列队齐声）：Yes sir。（转身跳起了nobody）

  
 


 
我改写别人的，元旦表演了，效果还不错哈

2. 谁有搞笑的英语对话，要六人的，急！！！

男:
This
seat
empty?（这个座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes,
and
this
one
will
be
if
you
sit
down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）【我立马走人】
男：Haven''t
I
seen
you
some
place
before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）
女：Yes.
That''s
why
I
don''t
go
there
anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去
那个地方
的原因。）【我不想和你有任何交集】
男：Will
you
go
out
with
me
this
Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）
女：Sorry.
I''m
having
a
headache
this
weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】
男：Can
I
have
your
name?（我能知道你的名字吗？）
女：Why?
Don''t
you
already
have
one?
（为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）
男：I''m
a
photographer.
I''ve
been
looking
for
a
face
like
yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）
女：I''m
a
plastic
surgeon.
I''ve
been
looking
for
a
face
like
yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）【长的真丑】
男：I
think
I
could
make
you
very
happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）
女：Why?
Are
you
leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】

3. 谁有搞笑的英语对话，要六人的，急！！！

男:
This
seat
empty?（这个座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes,
and
this
one
will
be
if
you
sit
down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）【我立马走人】
男：Haven''t
I
seen
you
some
place
before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）
女：Yes.
That''s
why
I
don''t
go
there
anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）【我不想和你有任何交集】
男：Will
you
go
out
with
me
this
Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）
女：Sorry.
I''m
having
a
headache
this
weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】
男：Can
I
have
your
name?（我能知道你的名字吗？）
女：Why?
Don''t
you
already
have
one?
（为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）
男：I''m
a
photographer.
I''ve
been
looking
for
a
face
like
yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）
女：I''m
a
plastic
surgeon.
I''ve
been
looking
for
a
face
like
yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）【长的真丑】
男：I
think
I
could
make
you
very
happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）
女：Why?
Are
you
leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】

4. 急求！！！，明天就要，话题为大学生活，四人英语情景对话，大概每人八句左右~~时间五分钟左右

A:Good afternoon.
B,C,D: Good afternoon.
A:How is going on today?
B:I got lots of homework and I don't know how to do it. The worst is that I need to hand up it tomorrow.
A:Oh, it's terrible!
C:It's nothing compare with mine. My teamates didn't want to work at all! They just wanted me to finish because they thought I do have that ability! What amazing persons!
A: Oh, that sounds pretty difficult. Hm...did you just talk to them?
C:I've tried but they said it was me that want high scores while they didn't.
B:And maybe they would say it's superman's ability to save the world.(讽刺)
C:You just got it.
D:Look, I have an idea. Perhaps, you will not agree with me but it's my first choice. Regard it as your own work and work on it, then never work with them.
C: But they are my friends.
A:Yes, I agree with D. They didn't perform as your friends.
C:Fine, I shall try.
B:So, can anybody give me a suggestion? 
A:What is about?
B:Write an article about your happiest thing.
D:You think that difficullt? 
B:Yeah.
D:Do you have anything that make you happy?
B:Unfortunately, no.
C:You are not a person that never smile.
B:But I can't write it long.
C:I get the point.
D:Yeah. The key is try to tell a person what makes you happy, remember the person knows nothing.
B:That works?
C:Yeah. Details and causes are important.
A:Come on boys. The bus is coming!
D:Oh, I should go now. See you tomorrow!
B,C:See you.